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Zero to Waifu Tee – Boosted in 3.5 Seconds
Zero to Waifu Tee – Boosted in 3.5 Seconds
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Description
Description
Real car guys don’t fall in love… they redline into it. Featuring a built VQ and a pink-haired waifu who’s clearly into JDM powerplants, this shirt is for the hopelessly boosted and anime-addicted. If your heart beats faster than your idle RPMs, welcome to the crew.
Why It Rips:
Built Not Simped – That engine’s not just for show. It’s a twin-turbo metaphor for commitment issues.
Waifu on Tap – She’s got pink hair, zero chill, and knows what a torque curve is. Marry her.
Straight-Line Drip – Eye-popping design that screams horsepower and questionable dating history.
Fast & Flirtatious – If you know your 0–60 and your Crunchyroll login, this one’s for you.
Throttle, throttle, throttle. Waifu acquired.
Why It Rips:
Built Not Simped – That engine’s not just for show. It’s a twin-turbo metaphor for commitment issues.
Waifu on Tap – She’s got pink hair, zero chill, and knows what a torque curve is. Marry her.
Straight-Line Drip – Eye-popping design that screams horsepower and questionable dating history.
Fast & Flirtatious – If you know your 0–60 and your Crunchyroll login, this one’s for you.
Throttle, throttle, throttle. Waifu acquired.
View Sizing Chart
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TEES SIZING CHART:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
HOODIES SIZING CHART:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27.17 | 20.08 |
| M | 27.95 | 22.05 |
| L | 29.13 | 24.02 |
| XL | 29.92 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 31.10 | 27.99 |
| 3XL | 31.89 | 29.92 |
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