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Lap Dance Tee – Grip It. Rip It. Tip It In.
Lap Dance Tee – Grip It. Rip It. Tip It In.
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$49.00
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$49.00
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Description
Description
This one’s for the apex chasers, the trail brakers, and the last-second late shifters. The Lap Dance Tee features a yellow 911 in full attack mode, mid-corner with tire marks flying and a cheeky message that hits harder than a downshift into second. Because who needs a pole when you’ve got pole position?
Why It Rips:
Fast & Flirty – That “Lap Dance” double entendre? Chef’s kiss.
Track Day Swagger – Screaming yellow Porsche locked into a line like it’s qualifying day.
Clean Tee Energy – Light blue fabric keeps it playful and totally wearable.
Pit Lane Punchline – Subtle enough for Cars & Coffee, spicy enough for TikTok clips.
Skip the strip club. This tee’s got curves that actually matter.
Why It Rips:
Fast & Flirty – That “Lap Dance” double entendre? Chef’s kiss.
Track Day Swagger – Screaming yellow Porsche locked into a line like it’s qualifying day.
Clean Tee Energy – Light blue fabric keeps it playful and totally wearable.
Pit Lane Punchline – Subtle enough for Cars & Coffee, spicy enough for TikTok clips.
Skip the strip club. This tee’s got curves that actually matter.
View Sizing Chart
View Sizing Chart
TEES SIZING CHART:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
HOODIES SIZING CHART:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27.17 | 20.08 |
| M | 27.95 | 22.05 |
| L | 29.13 | 24.02 |
| XL | 29.92 | 25.98 |
| 2XL | 31.10 | 27.99 |
| 3XL | 31.89 | 29.92 |
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